Interesting Possible Church T-Shirt Slogans

A while ago the Church Sofa lads had found themselves in the pub, one thing had led to the other, and one of us commented about a T Shirt slogan that no one should ever walk into a Church service with written on their chests.
This made us stop.

And wonder.

What else should you avoid wearing on your T Shirt during a Sunday morning. Service?

  1. “I’d take bread and wine, if there was a church I could receive in”
  2. AntiChrist? (With an arrow pointed to your left hand side)
  3. “I Am The Church Mouse.”
  4. “Hello?”
  5. Down with “Shine Jesus Shine” (or another song your church sings, a lot)
  6. “How disgusting can a T Shirt make me?” 
  7. I Am. The Law.
  8. No slogan… But a rainbow patterned t shirt….
  9. My Other Body is a Temple.
  10. Gay married women bishops are ok with me.

Have you ever got in trouble in church because of something you were wearing?