Its The First Month, Dont Forget Your First Fruits

arrangement of juicy orange slices

Remember Paula White? Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump?

She has a thing about people offering God their first fruits…

Obviously her website gives plenty of chances to offer first fruits in the form of money. Indeed. It seems the higher amount of money fruit you have – the more stuff she will send back to you.

Like you’re buying something really I guess…

Donald. Here are your best bits.

Well. After 4 years, in which Donald Trump has featured here… a few times… It would be remiss of Sofa not to share something about the election results.

In the of him leaving The White House, I felt it best to not comment directly, but instead highlight some of (his family friendly) best bits of the last few years.

Donald Trump – And His Favourite Bible Verse

Donald Trump and Christian Revival

Donald Trump and The Prayer Of The Week

Yes. Donald Trump retweeted this.

Donald Trump. The Chosen One.

And a bonus one… Supporting Trump if You’re Saved.

What would you add?

Dear America,

Dear America,

Remember.

You are the country that has given us many many great things, including, but not just Coke. You were the “cool” country when I was a teenager.

Sofa still thinks you’re quite cool in your way. (Lets pretend the last series of Scrubs didn’t happen).

Please do us all a favour.

Really try hard today.

Thanks.

Donald Trump. Super Hero.

Donald Trump. Super Hero!

Saviour of Christianity!

What would God do without Donald Trump?

Well. According to Eric Trump, Donald Trump “literally saved Christianity”:

Corona, God, And Faith?

Hey Internet, Lets remember a few things about God and Corona,

God is good

Wear a flipping mask.

Wash your flipping hands.

God gives knowledge to people like Doctors and scientists.

Lets not forget to pray for them as well.

Thank you.

Donald Trump. If Biden Wins, “There Will Be No God”.

I’m sorry. Wait What?

Does this make Joe Biden some sort of cross dimensional god like entity?

If so – he would probably get my vote… (If i was American).

(Yes yes, I know he is playing the “Prosecution” card, but its late, and I’m annoyed at the news, let me be sarcastic. And it seems…. ramble a little bit…)