Tag: Jesus

Weird Web

The Mug For A Christian at Work

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Are you a Christian who likes to have “a mug” at work*?

Do you want to show people who is important in your life?

Then this is the mug for you!

Ensure your boss knows who the boss is!

Get it from Amazon. (Affiliate link)

*Bonus points if you get this, and you work for a Christian organisation…

Weird Web

Want A Pair of Jesus Shoes?

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Want A Pair of Jesus Shoes?

It seems they contain Holy water, have a Bible verse printed on the side, and has a red dot on the tongue of the trainer to represent the blood of Jesus.

According to The Independent, they sold out within minutes of going on sale… BUT… Do you have a spare £3000? Click here to get hold of them!

And then send me a review or something??

Church Life

Summer Holiday Activities For Christian Kids

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(Or to give this post it’s full title, “Summer Holiday Activities For Christian Parents to entertain Christian Kids” *)

Well, we’re deep into the Summer Holidays now! Its time for the initial excitement to die down, and the feeling of a “never ending” holiday to set in. Are you a Christian parent running out of ideas for things to do? Here’s our list of Summer holiday activities for Christian kids…

  1. Look up all the details of all the Church Holiday Club, go to all of them.
  2. Enlist help from the kid in building a wooden chapel in your garden.
  3. Barbecue. But pray for Heavenly Fire to rain down and light it.
  4. Build some Jesus Lego. 
  5. Paint the above chapel.
  6. Pray for patience. Then go to a soft play. 
  7. Practice acting skills by acting Bible Stories. Acting out “Danial and The Lions Den” while visiting the Zoo is a possible choice.
  8. Take a family pilgrimage to the nearest Christian Festival. Or pub. Whichever is nearest. 
  9. If in England, build a full sized Noahs Ark in the garden. Actually any sized boat could be helpful during the August storms.
  10. Act out Bible scenes**…

*The obvious alternative title being “Good Luck”

** Probably also best you don’t act out Abraham and Isaac…

Weird Web

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid

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Over the weekend, Twitter has had the hashtag #ThingsJesusNeverSaid trending, that’s to say, that a load of people have been tweeting with the #ThingsJesusNeverSaid included in their tweets.

Whilst arguably not the always 100% theologically correct, there does seem to be massive agreement with what people dont feel that Jesus represents.

Here’s a selection…

Check out Twitter to see…loads more….