“Forget the poor, needy, and the dead…”

From The Trumpton Facebook Page.

Read the background on the above image over at BBC News, The Telegraph, or The Guardian.

I feel the above image sums up my feelings better then I can put into words…

I mean we should obviously get upset about the name of an Easter Egg Trail, and not benefit cuts, family breakdown, hopelessness, the state of the NHS, raising cost of living, Brexit,  uncertainty in regards to there actually being a UK, help for people with Mental Health issues, the need for foodbanks, the state of politics, chemical warfare, Peter Capaldi leaving Doctor Who, and anything else we care not to mention.

Besides, a quick google shows how far the word Easter has been removed from the Easter Egg hunt that everyone seems to be going on about…

Its there! In the web address itself!

Personally I almost miss the days in which I would launch into a sarcastic rant about the benefits of church pews over individual seats.

Weird Easter Eggs To Hunt Down

Well, as I’m sure everyone has noticed. We are now rapidly leaving Lent and approaching Easter. Have you got your Easter Eggs yet? If you’re still pondering your Easter Eggs for this year, you may like to ponder this Easter selection:

An Easter Egg for Mans Best Friend?

They say a dog is a mans best friend… surely its only right that they also celebrate Easter with a dogs Easter Egg?

Dog-EasterEgg

WIth thanks to @freelancetheol on Twitter

Something for a little friend?

Because hamsters like Easter Eggs as well?

HamsterEgg

Found over at Pets at Home.

 

An Egg for Someone Who Likes Tree’s?

normal_cadbury-s-creme-mini-egg-tree

Found over at Not on The High Street.

How about an Easter Egg thats about Easter?

Welcome to the Real Easter Egg, according to their website:

Out of the 80 million Easter eggs sold in this part of the world every year, The Real Easter Egg is the only one which has an Easter story booklet in the box, is made of Fairtrade chocolate and makes a donation to charity from its sales.

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Available from realeasteregg.co.uk

(I realise that this reads like a sponsored post – but it isn’t… it really isn’t. But if The Real Easter Egg guys – or anyone else –  want to send chocolate, then please feel free to consider that as a word from God)