Imagine, somewhere out there, someone is typing up some hymns to be sung at Church. The Sofa family once used Microsoft Publisher for this, and occasionally… mistakes were made. (Don’t worry, someone in the church family lovingly pointed it out)
What if, someone typed up church songs and hymns, while depending on autocorrect?What would autocorrected church hymns look like? (Or at least the chorus anyway…)
Amazing Grace How sweet the sound That saved a wrench like me I once was lost but now am found Was blind but now I see
O lord my god When I in awesome wonderful Consider all the people they’re hands have made I see the attached I hear the rolling thunder They’re power throughout the universal displayed
Holler holler holler lord god almighty Early in the morning our song shall raise to thee Holler holler holler Mercifully and mighty God in three persons, Blessings trinity
Blessings for the lord Oh my days oh my gosh Worship his holy Bible Sing like never beforehand, o my soul I’ll worship your holy name
Yesterday, today’s, and foreign? You are the same, you never change, Yesterday, today’s, and foreign? You are faithful, cor well trusting you.
Be thought my vision O lord of my hearts Naughty be all else to me, save that thou artist Thought my best though by day or by nights Waking it sleeping Thy presences my Lightyear
Can I talk Bible Studies for one moment? Or at least Bible Study notes? It feels like a product of another time, but our Church went through a time when we were all given bible study booklets for each new study we did in homegroups.
We have built a little collection of Bible study notes over the years, and have had a conversation about what to do with them.
Here’s the list of ideas that we’ve not agreed on.
Build a fort
Create a sheltered passage way to church*.
Build an army of paper plans.
Write down your answers, go back and look at them in a years time. Get hung up on how you got to that answer.
Cut them up and use them as wrapping paper this Christmas.
Use them as conversation starters with your church leader.
Give them as gifts to your neighbours.**
Keep them long enough for your Church to use them again. Use previous notes to appear really clever and that you know what you’re talking about.
Do you host the bible study at home? (You know… when Coronavirus isn’t a thing). Do you need to do some decorating? Are you after some wrapping paper? You know what to do…
Roll them all up, and tape them together. Creating some sort of scriptural flavoured social distancing enforcer bat.
Any other ideas I should add?
*For when it’s safe and sensible to go back obviously…
Back when this Covid thing first started, Sofa tried to be helpful, and created a flowchart for people to follow to help decide if they should go to a church thing or not. (This was back when Church things were a… thing*).
So… I figured I would try an “updated version”.
It may have ran out of my control a little bit…
*For whats its worth, a lot of others things were also a “thing” back then! (EG. Pints inside, eating out… and warm…, questionable hand hygiene etc)