Imagine, somewhere out there, someone is typing up some hymns to be sung at Church. The Sofa family once used Microsoft Publisher for this, and occasionally… mistakes were made. (Don’t worry, someone in the church family lovingly pointed it out)
What if, someone typed up church songs and hymns, while depending on autocorrect?What would autocorrected church hymns look like? (Or at least the chorus anyway…)
Amazing Grace How sweet the sound That saved a wrench like me I once was lost but now am found Was blind but now I see
O lord my god When I in awesome wonderful Consider all the people they’re hands have made I see the attached I hear the rolling thunder They’re power throughout the universal displayed
Holler holler holler lord god almighty Early in the morning our song shall raise to thee Holler holler holler Mercifully and mighty God in three persons, Blessings trinity
Blessings for the lord Oh my days oh my gosh Worship his holy Bible Sing like never beforehand, o my soul I’ll worship your holy name
Yesterday, today’s, and foreign? You are the same, you never change, Yesterday, today’s, and foreign? You are faithful, cor well trusting you.
Be thought my vision O lord of my hearts Naughty be all else to me, save that thou artist Thought my best though by day or by nights Waking it sleeping Thy presences my Lightyear