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Alright, lets talk Christmas. Lets face it, we all know its going to be a little different, but its still going be a season of peace, good will, doing loads of stuff before collapsing on Christmas afternoon.
Here’s a look at my little wish list of stuff to do before Christmas…
What have I missed?
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Dear Mas,
Believe in Chris.
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Hey! Its Christmas! Well its nearly Christmas, and over the coming weeks there will be all the Christmas things that this time of year brings. Is one of these things for you, Secret Santa? What would make the perfect Christian Secret Santa gift?
The rule is it has to be cheap… and they have to be very Christian…
Here’s what The Sofa found for a guide to Christian Secret Santa gifts – affiliate links are contained in the below post.
The Jesus Will Die For Me Notebook.
Perfect for people who want a notebook that looks a bit like a Bible, but also want to say that Jesus loves them.
The Hopeful Bible Mug
Encourage someone to have coffee and Biblical hope. Afterall, “coffee hope” doesn’t last on its own.
A Stocking filler!
Seriously. The product calls this a stocking filler. How much more Santa can you get??
Creepy Holy Family Decoration.
I may have seen more then enough Doctor Who episodes, but does anyone else find this “Holy Family Hanging Ornament” kinda… creepy?
I mean… they have no faces…
With apologies to Mrs Sofa for including this. (She’s a fan, and thinks I’m weird for being creeped out by them)
Get your own creepy family. They are quite cheap.
An Amazon voucher.
Just get your Secret Santa person an amazon voucher.
It doesn’t need to be for much. It could just be for 99p.
They could buy themselves this book for the Kindle.
And thats just a sample!
What cheap Christian gift would you give someone?
Not like I’m looking for any ideas or anything…
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I’m sorry to type this, but Christmas is coming. Yes, as soon as Halloween is done, all the shops will be filled with Christmas chocolates, and potential Christmas presents for everybody in your life. What if one of those people in your life includes a vicar / Church leader? After all… Church leaders dont drink wine or anything like that…
To help you out, here is The Church Sofa list of Present Ideas For A Church Minister:
(affiliate links are below!)
Everyone knows that church leaders get stress around Christmas, with all those carols to be sung, and mincepies to be eaten, some stress is understandable.
Help them manage the stress, and take that stress out on Santa by giving them the gift of Santa Stress Balls
Available from Amazon
Yes, they’re cheesy – but its Christmas!
And yes, I guess it will only work as a gift for people who wear ties.
Available from Amazon
How about a Bible?
EVERYONE knows that Church leaders LOVE Bibles!
That way, the “correct” present can be brought…
Found at Amazon.
Obviously the perfect gift would be Jesus!!
Jesus, is also available from Amazon.
If you wonder what (Grow Your Own) Jesus looks like, check out the following:
What other presents would you suggest?
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Do you have a church warden that likes people to be on time for meetings?
Do you know someone is always late for church?
Perhaps you know someone is living under “the burden of Time”?
Help them with the Jesus Watch!
Available from Firebox.
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