When The Vague Prophecy Has a Result

*cue dramatic voice over*

Previously on The Church Sofa… we may saw this…and commented….

Well that was both doom laden, and vague. I guess if something happens, at somepoint, in some of those huge cities – Jim Bakker can point back to this right?

Back in January…

Well… I guess we can call this

Vague Prophecy of The Week Part 2

Now with added Assissinations.

Nice. I guess this means he’ll be saying “I knew it” if some poor preacher person gets killed?

Oh… you’re right. He cant take donations by credit card at the moment

Introducing – The Christian Woman.

The Sofa has been going for a while. Once upon a time, I made a poster advertising a made up event about Christian Male Pastors, being all Christian and Male.

Obviously. That was a made up event, and no one would advertise anything that badly.

Thankfully this is also a totally* made up poster about a sermon series featuring guys telling Christian Women about being women.

*The Friendly Atheist has done a bit of digging into this, and it seems that sadly. This appears to be a real event.

Found by Aime Aitken over on Twitter.

This Week In The Internet – Donald Trumps Favourite Bible Verse

“This week in the internet” – Where The Sofa tries to make sense of some of the random things he’s come across in Christian Internet this week…

And this week. There is alot of Trump. (Including his favourite Bible verse).

The “For Trump” or “Against God” Argument…

From The Jim Bakker Show…

Donald Trump reveals his Favourite Bible Verse…

Or kinda reveals something anyway…

But its ok… He’s The Chosen One…

Does anyone miss the days when it was just Mark Driscoll saying outrageous stuff?