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Christmas Survival Guide

Last Minute Christian Christmas Present Ideas!

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Newsflash! Its almost Christmas! Have you got all the Christmas presents you need yet? Do you have anyone at Church you want to get a present for, but you’re struggling for ideas of what to get?  Here is our list of last minute Christian Christmas Present ideas to help you out! (Affiliate Links are below)

Jesus Drink Markers! 

They may not turn water into wine, but it seems that Jesus can help you keep an eye on which glass of wine is yours. The product description calls Jesus your drinking buddy, which still sounds like a good thing. 

Find it over on Amazon. 

The Jesus Family Snow Globe.

Snow Globes are Christmas. Well they are around Sofa HQ, and we have to admit. Baby Jesus with Mary and Joseph are VERY Christmas. Why not combine the two into a snow globe?

Or at least a water ball… from Amazon. (I’m presuming thats the same as a snow globe).

Wish Jesus A Happy Birthday…

Wish Jesus a Happy Birthday EVERYWHERE you go, with this jumper / sweater thing. Amazon even has a load of different colours. 

The Cuddly Jesus!

Perhaps you’re look to give a Church kid something… Jesus like?

Perhaps you’re looking to give something… soft?

Combine the two and give a Jesus Soft Toy!

Could be worth a cuddle?

What would you add to this list of Christian Christmas Presents?

Church Sofa Lists

A Vicars Birthday List?

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Well.

Your vicar / rev / minister / local preacher has a big birthday coming up. There’s a nice big party, and everyone’s invited to come along, but you feel like you should pick up a gift… Well here’s a list of gifts that people can buy their vicar:

  1. Communion Wine.
  2. Communion Bread
  3. Theology book of your choice.
  4. New Robes
  5. Bible Computer Software. To help speed that sermon prep up a little bit!
  6. A lovely board game like “Apples to Apples”.
  7. A Christian Hoodie.
  8. A Christian Tapestry… seriously….
  9. A Bible! (The correct translation obviously!)
  10. Something to look after the said Bible… How about a Jeremiah 29:11 bible cover?

What your vicar might actually want:

  1. Alcohol.
  2. Chocolate.
  3. Holiday

Whats the tackiest churchy thing you’ve been given??