- If you’re going to walk in the river – make sure you can swim
- Don’t put all your trust in your first wizard, wait for the ‘White’ one to come along
- Make sure you don’t follow an insane leader
- Be careful if that random old uncle gives you a random ring. If he does, do yourself a favour… Lock it away somewhere safe, leave it alone, and run!
- They do indeed come in pints
- Some times you need that extra gulp of beer before you chat to the pretty bar maid.
- Don’t tell small people to go away, you may need them to watch your back sooner then you think.
- Don’t try and steal rings from little people.
- If a wise and trusted old wizard tells you not to touch a giant marble… Don’t touch it.
- Be careful when wondering in dark caves, you may want to check for any local rumours of monsters before you go in there.
- Does your gardener have a weird spaced out look in his eyes? If so make sure he hasn’t nicked the ring that random old uncle gave you.
- The night can only last so long, come sun rise you will get reinforcements
- You won’t always get the right man for the job – sometimes you’ll need a woman.
- Every now and then you may need someone to carry you.
- Sometimes you need things to go that badly wrong to know what you can really do.
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