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A Simple Rule About A Church Pew.

Way back in the early history of The Church Sofa, The Sofa lads were involved in a fair bit of argument research into what was better: A church pew, or a church chair.

I feel the research has reached a critical point with this little piece of evidence from anglicanmemes:

pew-meme

 

Being one of those weird Christians who go along to church in a school, I might be a bit naive about such matters, but is it because pews are normally glued down or something?

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Fan Mail

We’ve been included as a BCC on the following email:

Good Day,

 This is Carl Harrison and I will like to order ( Church Pews ). 
Do get back to me with the types and prices for the ones you do
carry and let me know if there is an extra cost when using visa 
or master Card.Kindly get back to me with your name Are you 
the sales manager or the Owner?

 Best Regards.
 Carl Harrison

Now, looking at the email address that this was intended for; I’m a little unsure of replying directly. But Carl, if you’re reading this – we dont actually sell Church Pews. Yes we’ve done some research into them before, but (apart from the one time we helped someone out on ebay) we’ve never sold them.

Sorry for any inconvenience.

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Conduct Your Own Church Pews v Seats Research

Imagine it. Its early Sunday afternoon, and you get back home from church. You sit down and think to yourself that you’re missing something.

Is it the feel of warm fellowship with other Christians? No.

Is the musical complexities of the worship band? No.

Maybe its your pew that your missing?

Or maybe your just wanting to help us out with our Church Pew or Seat Research?

Either way, with thanks to eBay, now is your chance to buy your very own Church Pew – Available for pick up in the Exeter / Devon Area!

(For what its worth, we also have a dust extractor, and a window for sale)

 

We now end the cheap plug…

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The Church Chair v Church Pew Debate. Reports from the field.

We’ve heard reports that our research in the area of Church Pewsor Church Chairs have started to have an affect on the outside world, with our reports possibly being quoted in church meetings.

In order for us to gather evidence to help justify our request for a grant to continue our research, please let us know if you find our research useful.

We want this research to be a blessing to the church, church goers and those that may find themselves in a church by accident (like me…..I mean people I know). This research is in no way aimed for the benefit of the lads of the church sofa, though we may at some point push the ideas of sofas in church.