Something For The new Christian in Your Church?

Have you got a new Christian in your Church? 

There can be many questions: When do you stand? How much Communion wine is to much Communion Wine? And what do all those words mean? Why does it feel all a little bit “The greater good” at times? 

Dont send them on a 10 week course, invest in a course of Christianese Tapes instead!* 

Ok, so this “tape” may not actually exist – but if someone would like to create a series of podcasts for me that would be great!

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A Very Christian Christmas Tree?

Coming across this picture, I cant help but wonder; What does a Christmas tree for a Christian actually look like?

Does it have Jesus on the top?

Are they decorated with Bible verses?

If you’re really quiet can you hear it gently pray for you?

Do any lights on it shine like stars?

Can someone buy one and please let me know??

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Have you played THE EPIC Christmas Party Game?

Do you have relatives worried about Santa, and his place in Christmas?

Do you know people who think there should be a little less St Nick at this time of year?

Do your friends wish people would look up for the Lord more often, and not look for Father Christmas?

Probably best you don’t play this game with them…

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When The Pastor Goes Over The Top…

Have you ever known a Church Pastor to be a little “over the top”?

Have you ever worried that they would do something a bit… mad one Sunday morning?

Probably best to keep them away from this video clip… (and zip wires).

Obviously… if you do have a zip wire in your church, please let us know how its used…

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