Unfortunate Bible Verses to Read Out Loud

/

Imagine it. Your church has decided to read the Bible. All the Bible. Every Bible verse in turn.

And you’re reading some of the Bible verses.

Which Bible verses, would be the unfortunate Bible verses to read out loud to a crowd of people?

How about these? 

-Restless in bed and sleepless through the night, I longed for my lover. I wanted him desperately. His absence was painful.-Song of Songs Chapter 3
“He’s probably relieving himself in the restroom.”Judges 3-24
-While Israel was camped at Shittim, the men began to have sex with the Moabite women.-Numbers 25- 1 (1)
27 But Rabshakeh said unto them
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.Ezekial 23-20

Any others you can suggest?

Married. Dad. Blogger / Wordpress / Email List Guy. Photographer. Support worker. Short sentences. I write Bio in.

You May Also Like

No Picture

What If Moses Had Facebook?

Rare photo taken of cain

Back When Video Games Were Played in The Bible…

Mental Note.

5 Comments

  1. dconneely2012

    Reply

    1Sam 25:22 So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

  2. knittednativity

    Reply

    The bottom two are too small to read…

  3. Trevor

    Reply

    Jeremiah 25:27. “This is what the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, says: drink, get drunk and vomit.”

  4. Trevor

    Reply

    Jeremiah 25:27.
    “This is what the Lord Almighty, the God of Israel, says: drink, get drunk and vomit.”

  5. Anthony Duncalf (@Gallovidian)

    Reply

    Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. 1 Cor 14:34

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: