Here’s the situation. For whatever reason, you’re finding yourself “up front” at church this weekend. It might be because you are doing a Bible reading, giving a notice, or being dragged up to pray for your Godson. What ever the reason, you’re in front of all these nice church people, what are you going to wear?
The Church Sofa has performed some research into acceptable t-shirts when you’re up on the stage at Church*.
If you’d like to apologise for not offending anyone.

Sermon about marriage, wear this T-Shirt!

Is it a massive gospel event this Sunday? Try this T-Shirt.

Is the church kinda anti LGBT?

For when you’re standing next to the preacher.

Any other ideas out there?
*The research might be slightly flawed…
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