I am a male attempting to wear the correct dress, but the classic Little Black Dress I wore last week raised eyebrows. Can you provide further guidance.
My child seems to be defective. Its mute functionality does not work. I’ve tried everything I can think of including resetting it and wiping its memory.
Wait…It’s not a child and I’m in break of rule 8. My mistake.
Sunday is my family’s day for cooked breakfast, including baked beans. As a result, I’ve always given consideration to the appropriateness of incense, but hadn’t thought of the noise. What’s the best way for me to address this?
FAQs: Rule 1
I am a male attempting to wear the correct dress, but the classic Little Black Dress I wore last week raised eyebrows. Can you provide further guidance.
FAQs: Rule 2
The lady in the back row spilled communion wine on your nice carpet. I don’t want to sound like a snitch, but perhaps we should ban communion wine?
FAQs: Rule 8
The pastor is so boring I’ve read it from cover to cover in the last six months. When can we get the sequel?
FAQs: Rule 8 (Supplementary)
Given the state of the church roof fund, couldn’t we boost it a little by releasing “Candy Crush – The Gospel Edition”?
FAQs: Rule 7
My child seems to be defective. Its mute functionality does not work. I’ve tried everything I can think of including resetting it and wiping its memory.
Wait…It’s not a child and I’m in break of rule 8. My mistake.
FAQs: Rule 3
Sunday is my family’s day for cooked breakfast, including baked beans. As a result, I’ve always given consideration to the appropriateness of incense, but hadn’t thought of the noise. What’s the best way for me to address this?
FAQs: Rule 5
Oops.