Its ok. You can stop your arguing. You can now stop trying to be last. The Sofa has done the research and can now reveal which is the holiest job in a Church. This involved looking at the Holy people* in the Church, and seeing what jobs they were doing. To make sure this research is as obviously scientific as possible, we have presented our findings in the form of a graph.
*No we’re not sure how the Holy Spirit Rating was worked out either.
Any Jobs that have been missed?
Married. Dad.
Blogger / WordPress / Email List Guy.
Photographer.
Support worker. Short sentences. I write Bio in.
Choir members?
How on earth/heaven did they work out the rates?!
And here I thought it might be the “Holier-than-thou snoot” who dishes out the “We are not amused” looks whilst simultaneously appearing as having just bit into a lemon. But that’s a little long for a Holy people title… LOL and scurrying under a pew… 😉
pastoral assistant, reader, Sunday School teacher. the person who knows how the heating works.
AV (Audio Visual) operator. Surely that’s really holy! (Up with the organist)
Surely under canon law and the greatest being the least, your graph shows that deacon/pcc member is truly the most holy jobs.
The person who makes the teas and coffees (i.e. prevents a riot from breaking out).
The biscuit buyer; the hoover pusher; IT mender & hammer wielder