Month: January 2015

Church Sofa Lists

Rev Paul Williamson, A Reminder of What Is Not Found in The Bible

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Rev Paul Williamson has made a last ditch attempt to halt the consecration of the Church of England’s first female bishop, by shouting during Rev Libby Lane’s ordination: “A female bishop is not found in the Bible”.

Here is Rev Paul Williamson thoughts about women bishops on Sky News.

Well, Sofa would like to remind Rev Paul Williamson of a few other things that aren’t in the Bible:

  1. Dog Collars! Get that thing off your neck!
  2. The “Arch” Deacon.
  3. A Whale swallowing up Jonah.
  4. Nuns… and Monks
  5. Three Kings.
  6. Non alcoholic communion wine.
  7. English people.
  8. A Donkey taking Mary to Bethlehem.
  9. Massive churches to be “filled”.
  10. The Church of England…

Some of these are presumptions, so please feel free to school me on any of the above.

Please feel free to add to the above list below:

Weird Web

Play Where’s Wally. Jesus Style!

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The chances are, you, at some point have either played / seen / watched / read Where’s Wally. The kids book where you basically play Hide and Seek with the character Wally, who has a nasty habit of hiding in a big crowd of people.

If you are from a Church background you may have either heard of people talking about “Finding Jesus”, or indeed may have sung “I’ve Found Jesus”.

What if these two things were combined into a game called “Where is Jesus?”:

WhereIsJesus

This and many other pictures are found over at whereisjesus.com. While playing Where’s Jesus, can I recommend this as your soundtrack?

Just don’t spend to much time finding Jesus (in this sense anyway)