10 Ways to Create Trouble in Church

10 Ways to Create Trouble in Church
Be careful of letting your local Milhouse know of any plans you may have.

We all feel a little mischievous sometimes… Have you ever sat in Church and just wanted a giggle? Well here’s our list of 10 Ways to Create Trouble in Church, to help you feel inspired next time you’re in Church.*

  1. Someone coughing next to you? Be nice. Offer them a bottle of water. Don’t tell them it’s sparkling water. Also, don’t tell them you’ve recently dropped it.
  2. Renumber the service card.
  3. Cough. Splutter. Mutter about the Plague. (Careful of doing this in a Healing Service, you may get prayed for / anointed with oil etc)
  4. Put duckies in the Baptism pool.
  5. During the sermon, project a timer counting down from 20 mins onto the back wall. Watch the preacher get more and more nervous as his time starts to run out.
  6. Preacher likely to go on for to long? Arrange for the entire back row to “fall asleep” at the same time.
  7. Let the local gang of toddlers play with the above mentioned duckies… During the service.
  8. Do you have one of those baptism pools which are covered up during none baptism services? Try hiding a phone in there. Ring the phone half way through the prayers, enjoy watching the ensuring confusion.
  9. Sit behind someone who is scared of mice / rats / anything that crawls. Set a wind up mouse going under their pew.
  10. Fart bombs. Rigged up to a timer, and placed behind the pulpit…

*No one on the Church Sofa takes any responsibility for anything that happens to anyone if any of the above is done or not done.

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