Christian Chat Up Lines.

Single and in church? Seen someone who you fancy? Here are 22 Christian chat up lines for you to try*:

1. ”So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.”
2. ”Hey, I’m Will. God’s will.” (Tip: Your name should actually be Will)
3. ”You put the “stud” in bible study.”
4. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!”
5. ”I didn’t know angels flew this low.”
6. “I’m no Joseph, maybe you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?”
7. ”Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”
8. ”Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.”
9. ” How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?”
10. ” I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.”
11. ”Is this the transfiguration? because you are glowing.”
12. ” Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.”
13. ” Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.”
14. ” Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.”
15. ” Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.”
16. ” Is it a sin that you stole my heart?”
17. ” Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?”
18. ” What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?”
19. “I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.”
20. “Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.”
21. “I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.”

From revivallifestyle.com

And one I heard when I was much… much younger: “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

*Thinking about it…. maybe you shouldnt.

Any more you’d like to add to the list?

(edit. From @SallyHitchiner on Twitter: “From heaven *you* came, helpless babe!”)

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2 Comments

  1. Sipech

    “I’d happily let you be the thorn in my side.”

  2. Phil Maylor (@Maylor)

    “Obviously you’ve never had lamb’s blood smeared on you, because I simply cannot pass over you.”

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