10 ways to survive a boring sermon(for kids)

Well. In the past we have presented: The Church Sofa Guide To Church: How To Survive A Boring Sermon. While that list contains many nuggets of useful advice, since “Mini Sofa” joined us in the world, I’ve wondered if there is specific advice to help children survive a boring sermon.

Hopefully she’ll find the following useful at somepoint:

1. Crawl under the seats, and between the legs of the people sitting in them, until you reach the back and freedom!
2. Chop the bottom out the push chair… Drive it out Flintstones style
3. Be so hungry you could eat a bible…
4. When no one is looking… Check if the fire extinguisher really works! (Based on true story)
5. Do something smelly… See what your parent does.
6. Make faces at the kids worker during the service. They’ll love it
7. Is your parent leading the service? Make sure they don’t misbehave by going up front and keeping them company.
8. Does your church have pews? Bring a car in… those little ledges behind each pew makes a great race track.
9. Is your parent the hugging, needy type? Demand a hug. When they pick you up… open your mouth and give them back your last meal.
10. You and a friend, see who can run around the Church hall the fastest! See what happens…

Any we’ve missed?

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