Debate Tuesday – Hello. Our Church Is A PC

A conversation between the church sofa lads in a pub can very easily be plotted out.

We start about beer, move onto computers, then move onto something churchy. Sometimes something goes wrong and the lines get blurred . In this one case we ended up comparing churches to PC’s in the style of these old adverts:

So what signs does a church show, if it looks like a PC?

  1. My Word! You’re a practical bunch aren’t you!
  2. Nicely accepting as well anyone can join in.
  3. Shame you lot accept any passing colds and other viruses as well…
  4. You’re honest. You accept your failings.
  5. If someone wants to bring their friend along… the chances are their friend is going to fit in easier with you than the Mac down the road…
  6. Teaching over style?
  7. You try and start on time, but it takes a while to get started.
  8. Remember that time everything was going really well, smoothly, in the flow, then it… all goes blue!
  9. Simple questions all the time. For Example “Are you sure you want to pray? Yes or No”
  10. When a service goes wrong, you need to stop, close all the church windows, then start the service again.

Is there anything we should have included?

Is your church a PC? Is that a good or bad thing?

Part 2 is due next week…

 

 

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