A Vicars Birthday List?

Well.

Your vicar / rev / minister / local preacher has a big birthday coming up. There’s a nice big party, and everyone’s invited to come along, but you feel like you should pick up a gift… Well here’s a list of gifts that people can buy their vicar:

  1. Communion Wine.
  2. Communion Bread
  3. Theology book of your choice.
  4. New Robes
  5. Bible Computer Software. To help speed that sermon prep up a little bit!
  6. A lovely board game like “Apples to Apples”.
  7. A Christian Hoodie.
  8. A Christian Tapestry… seriously….
  9. A Bible! (The correct translation obviously!)
  10. Something to look after the said Bible… How about a Jeremiah 29:11 bible cover?

What your vicar might actually want:

  1. Alcohol.
  2. Chocolate.
  3. Holiday

Whats the tackiest churchy thing you’ve been given??

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