While on a train down from Manchester, we started writing a list…
- Watch TV
- Watch that DVD you’ve been meaning to watch
- Use wii fit
- Talk with a person you live with.
- Listen to a person you live with.
- If you don’t live with anyone – phone someone you know.
- Know noone? Take a wonder to your community centre and see if there are any events that take your fancy.
- Use your bike.
- Take a walk.
- Wash up.
- Water the plants.
- Got kids? Play with them.
- Married and dont have kids? Do something about that.
- DIY?
- Play that video game you picked up a while ago.
- Read your bible.
- Possibly consider reading a traditional book version of the bible (as opposed to something online)
- Pray?
- Learn to cook.
- Cook someone something.
- Clean up.
- Take up a new hobby.
- Don’t start a hobby writing lists. It’s rubbish.
- Practice what you would sound like with a different accent.
- Give all your toys names.
- Get out and talk to people in real life.
- Go shopping.
- Listen to CDs which you’ve not got round to ripping yet.
- Listen to CDs which you can’t find on Spotify.
- Listen to UCB on the radio.
- Turn it off.
- Read a proper actual book.
- Text people. Don’t facebook them.
- Use your imagination in planning the youth club.
- Ponder how many of your Christian albums sound overproduced?
- Go on a random train journey.
- Avoid Birmingham New Street.
- Take an Alien on the train, and entertain kids.
- Drink a pint before you get on said train.
- Wonder if those people sitting opposite you have as little sense of humour as they look.
- Find the train in question has no working toilets.
- Book seats on a train and see which person demographic gets the most annoyed when you chuck them out your seats.
- File that bank statement.
- Laugh when your friendly local computer shop admit they’re struggling to fix the PC.
- Learn how good the apps on your phone really are.
- Try getting out a bored game.
- Wonder if you misspelt bored games on purpose.
- Ponder the similarities between Birmingham New Street and purgatory.
- Really use the wii fit.
- For more then 5 minutes.
- Read a real life book.
- Feel a tad disappointed at The Ten o’Clock Show
- Put your dvds back in their boxes.
- And the blue rays.
- While your at it – how’s the CD collection looking.
- Actually do a bottle run.
- Ponder why your local council doesn’t recycle glass?
- Hoover.
- Consider doing the ironing.
- Practice cutting hair.
- Practice cutting hair on other people.
- Go for a run.
- At least think about going for a run.
- Watch Being Human.
- Join the library.
- Help your church youth club.
- Join the local opera society.
- Check out local working mans club.
- Join the AA
- At least load up the wii fit…
- Learn an instrument.
- Wonder into town, check out expensive toys.
- Write to David Cameron complaining that nice toys have become more expensive
- Buy a dart board
- Watch a local football match
- Make a list of whats really important.
- Ponder what distracts you from the important things in life.
- Face facts and dig out the laptop – get your website upto date!
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