How to make Church more exciting

Well this evening we took a quick survey of the people we could find, and asked them “How would you make church more exciting?”. These are the top ten answers we got:

  1. In door fireworks… At any given moment
  2. Britain’s got talent style buzzers used during the sermon
  3. If the preacher goes over the allocated time slot… Paint ball guns…
  4. Mute button on the worship leader for when he / she goes off on one.
  5. An interesting way of presenting the Bible reading
  6. A gunge tank… Because they’re not used enough these days…
  7. When someone finds a name thats complete unpronouncable a competition to be the first to say it the most ridiculusly should follow
  8. Drop subtle word changes into the song lyrics and see how many people around you  actually sing them.
  9. After the service ends – organise fort building challenges using the pews / chairs / leadership team – to help build community.
  10. Employ a clown to welcome people in.

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