A Tale of A Vague Prophecy

man in black jacket standing in front of brown building

Well, here we have one of “those” prophets who kept saying that Donald Trump will be the President of America, saying… well that its all going to get sorted out in April…

Note how he doesn’t say which April…

Getting a Christian Bathroom

stylish bathroom with bathtub and bidet

We’ve been in the lucky position recently that we’ve recently had our bathroom renovated. Which means that we’ve had to ask ourselves a lot of bathroom related questions recently.

Here are some of the ideas that we’ve found to go into a Christian Bathroom*. (Affiliate links are below)

  1. A nice big Bath. You know… for people who don’t do baptisms properly.
  2. An ark. You know… to go in the bath.
  3. Have a speaker in there streaming gentle relaxing worship music.
  4. Toilet Paper. With inspirational Christian Tweets printed on them?
  5. Some red wine smelling soap. Because communion.
  6. A label next to the warm water tap, marked as “Holy Water”.
  7. Some bathroom mats.
  8. A glass pen. To write Bible verses on the mirror.
  9. A biblically inspirational shower curtain.
  10. A nice big sink… you know… for people who don’t do baptisms properly.

What would you add?

*Not all of these ideas were accepted into the final bathroom look.

The Grand Church Reopening

Feeling welcomed?

So Internet…

With restrictions easing (in England at least), and Churches making plans to open up more, how are we feeling about returning to Church – in person type activies?

What do you reckon? What would a new normal look like anyway?