They say that “cleanliness is next to godliness”, I’m not sure “they” are, and I’m not sure if “they” are right. But one time, while cleaning up for Housegroup, I did wonder. Are there “Christian ways to keep a house clean”? (Its the way my mind seems to work)
After consulting some particularly godly people, I gathered the following tops to keep a tidy Christian house.
Invite housegroup to meet at your place… EVERY WEEK!!
Preach on servanthood at Church. Encourage people to put that into action by cleaning up your place.
Do not store up ANY treasures. Live a minimal life. Throw out EVERYTHING apart from your bible.
Dont drink things like Tea that needs things like Tea Bags, as that creates needless waste… drink red wine… just like Jesus.
Dont buy any Christian books. Convince your church to get it for the church book lending library, and borrow it from there instead.
Only have one Bible. (Possibly the King James Version)
Throw out your DVDs / Blurays… Sign up to Pureflix.com instead.
Avoid beer bottles being built up. Drink only red wine. (Better if you buy red wine in those big boxes)
You pray for the spirit of peace to come over your house everyday. Just hope that no one looks in the garden.
Treat your house like Holy Ground… TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES!!!
As the more eagle eyed Sofa readers may have spotted, 2014 featured the Sofa family moving from Church Sofa towers to The Sofa Castle. (Mrs Sofa has asked me to clarify this means moving from a smallish flat to a house). One thing we decided we wanted to do once we were settled was to host our homegroup. We’ve been warned we need the following in order to host our church homegroup.
Coffee. Lots of Coffee.
The exact amount depends on who’s leading.
Just in case someone asks for it. But remember, there are dangers involved with drinking decaf…
Lots of Bibles.
And Maybe A Really Big Bible…
Possibly A Historic Scroll.
As a special treat for ‘that’ person who can read Hebrew, and Greek…
Because Bible Studies can be fun. Right?
Massive Multi Media Set Up
You can really take in Bible maps if they’re on a really big screen… and if nothing else, you’ll probably need to watch a video clip at somepoint.
Because someone normally secretly wishes they could be relaxing with a beer.
If you have all of this. I’m sure you’re ready to host a Bible Study.