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For some random reason, you have the vicar coming to visit, and if The Simpsons have taught us anything, he’s not a normal house guest. He’s the vicar!

So what do you need to do to bring your house upto scratch? Check our “Vicar coming to visit” checklist, to make sure everything is done.

  1. Give the place a quick clean. Actually quite nice to do this anyway.
  2. Open a Bible, leave it open somewhere.
  3. Christian music. Something recognizable, Graham Kendrick would probably do.
  4. Christian music not option? Stick something gentle on in the background. Classic FM would do.
  5. Hide the Harry Potter DVDs.
  6. Hide the empty wine / beer / vodka / whiskey / miscellaneous alcohol bottles.
  7. Get out the nice biscuits
  8. Make sure the book shelf has the “Christian” books at eye level.
  9. No Christian books? Put some nice cookery books on eye level. Maybe put “50 shades of Grey” to one side.
  10. Put a calendar in your lounge, circle each Sunday, and (if they’re released) mark the sermon titles with Bible verses.

Any more that should be included?

Jesus on a beer box

He’s appeared in a iron*.

He’s appeared in a toilet*.

Now, someones claimed Jesus has appeared in a beer box.

*Apparently

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Welcome to this weekends weekly roundup:

According to BBC News:

Anti-alcohol protest, Williamsburg

In some parts of the United States prohibition never ended – but how much longer can the remaining “dry” counties stay alcohol-free?

It was known as the noble experiment.

A law prohibiting the manufacture and sale of alcoholic beverages had been the dream of temperance campaigners in the United States since the early 19th Century.

When prohibition came into force, in 1920, saloons across the country were boarded up and the streets foamed with beer as joyful campaigners smashed kegs and poured bottles down the drain.

I have to admit, so far this is kinda new to me. Maybe I’m being ignorant but I thought Prohibition ended awhile ago. What wasn’t surprising was the huge force that the local church seems to be in keeping alcohol banned…

The town has been dry for as long as anyone can remember – apart from a few giddy years following the repeal of national prohibition – and the local Baptist churches fought hard to keep it that way.

In a roadside tableau outside a Christian mission, a dummy of a homeless man, his disembodied legs sticking out of a tent next to an empty beer bottle, reminded passing motorists of the damage booze can do. “Homeless vote no beer – get saved” read a cardboard sign.

Church groups went to great lengths to warn about the dangers of alcohol

But dry campaigners argue that the whole area is in need of jobs and investment and more freely available booze is not the answer.

“If it takes a town of drunks and people that drink to be prosperous, we are going in the wrong direction,” said Williamsburg schoolteacher Matthew Ratliffe.

“We want to be prosperous, certainly, but we don’t think alcohol is the way to do that.”

Like many of his fellow dry campaigners, Ratliffe has experience of alcoholism in his family but he also believes the Church has a duty to protect the morals of the local community.

“I do have a moral obligation as a follower of Jesus Christ to be against alcohol,” said the 32-year-old former police officer.

Really?

 

Welcome to the first weekly round up of 2012:

After that one I’m off to dig up some of my old Soul Survivor albums…

Down the pub

ThatAndy —  November 14, 2011 — 2 Comments

The Church Sofa were down the pub the other night, and we had a wondering.

Should we invite anyone else along?

 

So. This is us putting it out there: Does anyone fancy a Church Sofa Tweetup*?

 

We’re going to be hanging out (hopefully on the sofas) in The Mill On The Exe, in Exeter, on Monday 28th November from 8pm.

If you wanna come along tweet us @thechurchsofa or look out for two guys looking like they’re checking Twitter every two seconds… I may even bring Elvis The Alien out for a trip out…

*We dont have to refer to it as a Church Sofa Tweetup really…

Here’s this weeks round up:

  • Jon Butler wonders why we crave certain objects and positions.
  • Nick Welford at CVMen looks at Selective Thinking
  • Randy Elrod looks at one way to gain self confidence.
  • Vic The Vicar and The Vernacular Curate declares today to be “Mrs Vicarage Sunday”
  • The eChurch Blog looks at a survey which basically asks “Do you think it legitmate for the media to report clergy adultery?”
  • And finally… Tony Campolo looks at a great outreach idea – I want to check out this church in question!!!

Loving this from Channel 4

“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and avoid, and darkness was on the face of the deep.”

With those words begins the best-selling book in history, the Holy Bible. Sacred to millions – a basis for faith.

But what if God were removed from it altogether? The Good Book is one philosopher’s attempt to write a secular bible – laid out in the same way but drawing on thousands of years of non-religious writing from the likes of Homer, Aristotle, Baudelaire, and Darwin.

Even someone as well-connected as George Pitcher, the Archbishop of Canterbury’s secretary for public affairs, speaking in a personal capacity, said: “We welcome it. God, as I understand God, is big enough to take insults, ridicule, being ignored – anything of that nature. So we must push the limits of our faith.”

But he continued: “Taking God out of the Bible? It’s rather like alcohol-free lager. You ask yourself: what’s the point?”

Bit of a shame that AC Grayling misses the point a little.

Read the full article here.

Here’s this weeks round up:

  • Our Text for today – The Big Bible looks at the use of smartphones to read the Bible both in and out of Church.
  • Jesus Needs New PR looks at what Christian Fundamentalism leaves behind.
  • Glen asks what a real man looks like.
  • Jon asks if the Church should be competing or supporting their local community.
  • Phil Ritchie discovers Carling theology (I’m more of an ale fan myself – but thats missing the point).
  • And finally… Can you do nothing for two minutes?

 

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. benjamin franklin

Please feel free to discuss…