Well. For some bizarre reason, I thought I should write something about last nights England game. On the Sunday night before the England match took place.
With me so far?
So obviously, at the time of writing I have no clue what the score is.
I could write something about Football coming home.
I could write something about managing an upset 5 year old who has got caught up in the emotion of it all. (Possibly my fault)
Or I could present a How to guide to how to react, the morning after the England Game.
I spent most of the last two days with 2 tunes in my head.
One was “3 Lions 98”.
The other was this, what I can only presume is a prayer for when a heat wave strikes…
We’ve all been there. You’re there, minding your own business, and then. Someone asks you to do something, or go somewhere… This could be be anything from going to the pub at the wrong time to leading the Friday night youth outing to the local old peoples home. For whatever reason you just want an excuse to say no.
Maybe, you’re not good at saying no – in which case this is for you.
Perhaps you want something particularly Christian to say, in an attempt to make the church volunteer coordinator leave you with a smile on their face.
Get this page book marked, and so next time you’re searching for an excuse for something, you can try out The Church Sofa Christian Excuse Generator:
(Click to spin!)
Any that you would add?