How to get the Church Leader to love you

1. Volunteer to join the Jack Bauer School of Evangelism.
2. Raise your hands in worship at least twice every sunday.
3. During the sermon shout out helpful, slightly related Bible verses, my favourite is 2 Kings 2:23-24.
4. If you’re gonna doodle, do it in your own Bible.
5. As you leave ‘hum’ parts of the sermon to yourself, so he doesn’t feel jealous of the worship leader.
6. During the sermon shout out AMEN! Every 5 minutes…
7. Volunteer to do the church newsletter, and do it well.
8. Make your ‘fly needs checking’ motions halfway through the service.
9. Ask at least a week before hand what their main points in the sermon will be, so you can read up on it.
10. Make sermon notes on Twitter… and tell them what Twitter is.

The Weekly Round Up – The End of The World Edition

So I go on holiday… and the world ends… Well thats what it felt like when I checked into Twitter at one point last week. Heres some of the best sites / web pages we came across since then:

  • The BBC looks at the atheist reaction to the end of the world.
  • Laurence Cooper ponders the rapture emotion.
  • Bishop of Buckingham tells Channel 4 News that Paul would have said “don’t be silly”.
  • The New York Times looks at the families of the people proclaiming the end times…
  • What happens to your pet when you get ruptured? This guys help
  • On a more serious note… Where is Harold Camping?
  • To end with – joking aside – there are going to be alot of people upset that the world didn’t end… wondering what to do from here… all credit to Calvary Bible Church for trying to help.

Weekly Round Up – The “I’m Sorry” Edition

Here’s  this weeks / last weeks round up: