A water fountain with a message?
Is that message one of thirst quenching Christian fear?
Or is this the definition of “living water”?
(Found over at Christian Nightmares)
I spent most of the last two days with 2 tunes in my head.
One was “3 Lions 98”.
The other was this, what I can only presume is a prayer for when a heat wave strikes…
We’ve all been there. You’re there, minding your own business, and then. Someone asks you to do something, or go somewhere… This could be be anything from going to the pub at the wrong time to leading the Friday night youth outing to the local old peoples home. For whatever reason you just want an excuse to say no.
Maybe, you’re not good at saying no – in which case this is for you.
Perhaps you want something particularly Christian to say, in an attempt to make the church volunteer coordinator leave you with a smile on their face.
Get this page book marked, and so next time you’re searching for an excuse for something, you can try out The Church Sofa Christian Excuse Generator:
(Click to spin!)
Any that you would add?
A simple prayer.
Inspired by the heatwave in England.
And if that is you.
When local TV news investigates a Church notice board…
Are You Looking For Jesus?
Try looking behind the door?