Found over at Memes for Jesus.
According to Televangelist Jim Bakker, any moves to impeach Donald Trump would lead to civil war in America.
“If it happens, there will be a civil war in the United States of America. The Christians will finally come out of the shadows because we are going to be shut up permanently if we’re not careful.”
How would a Christian led civil war work?
He’s appeared in a toilet, toast, a receipt ,a Nintendo, pizza, a red arrows show, a toilet, a drinks cabinet, a spot of grease, a water fountain, and even a smoke cloud*!… and now.
Jesus has now appeared in a pregnancy scan…
According to this Storify anyway…
Have you found Jesus in a pregnancy scan recently?
So on a whim, we decided to watch Gods Not Dead 2. For those that dont know, Gods Not Dead 2 is a courtroom drama based around a teacher referring to Jesus during a lesson.
To help survive, I decided to tweet my way through the movie. Here’s the best of my random wanderings whilst watching Gods Not Dead 2.
Yeah… there are spoilers.
Its my birthday this week! Woo! I am finally reaching the old age of 32*, and to mark the occasion I figured I would explore the world of Christian gifts, and birthday presents.
Well there more “interesting” things out there, I figured I would kinda base this on my own wish list of stuff (Which for the benefit of any friends and family reading this – IS NOT THE BELOW)
Here is the Church Sofa Top 5 Christian birthday presents: (Clicking some links may provide input to the Sofa Birthday fund)
The Jesus Bottle Opener
Need to open a beer and tell people about love for Jesus? This would be perfect!
Christian Chocolate Balls?
Because chocolate is good…
A Christian Paper Weight?
That’s what it is right?
Somewhere Inspirational To Put a Pint?
A Christian T Shirt
Perfect for the creationist in your life?
Any other ideas?
(Dearest family and friends, please feel free to ask for my wish list… please don’t get confused with the above!)
*At least that’s how old I was when I stopped counting.
When Peanuts meets Prophecy…