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Reminds me of that Simpsons scene where all the kids try and run away from their parents when its time for Church.

Have you ever done or said anything strange to avoid Church or Church events?

Now you be David, and you can fight Goliath in this Computer Game!

Possibly the scariest bear on a Christian TV Show?

Are Your Friends Going To Hell in a Handbasket?

Dont worry about them!

Get your ticket to heaven!

Found at christiannightmares.tumblr.com

Are you on Twitter?

Do you follow some wise people, or tweet little wise sounding nuggets of wisdom?

Would you also like to appear wise on Twitter?

Well Crimperman is here to help! Use his Platitude Generator, and you can also appear wise!

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He’s appeared in a toilet, toast, a receipt*… and now.

Jesus has appeared in a Nintendo*!

Where do you see Jesus?

 

*possibly

(h/t to kotaku.com and 8bitbible)

What does Internet Heaven look like? Check out this site, and then investigate the door…

Love Jesus?
Love Cheetos?
Meet Cheesus!

Paying special interest from 3:41.

Hat Tip to Christian Nightmares

*Dont take it seriously. Please.