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Now heres something a little bit cool for a Bishop.
Bishop Bob of Crediton has relaunched his prayer page on Facebook, encouraging people to leave prayer requests for him to say on the wall.
Bishop Evens said: “People really seemed to appreciate being able to send in their prayers to me during Lent, and to know that I would say them each day. As my role takes me all over Devon, I will stop what I am doing each day – pulling over in laybys if necessary – to pray for people.”
While I do have slight concerns about people possibly looking at Bishops as having a better link to God then the rest of us*, I do feel he should be commended for trying to engage with people in this way.
*Could I be shot by the good old C of E for saying something like that?
So. Last night, myself and Mrs Mac go out, have a nice meal, come back and spend a fairly amazing couple of hours playing Lego Harry Potter. Mrs Mac loved it. It’s a fun, cheerful, playable, and a really quite funny video game. And a fun way to spend her 30th birthday.
According to this well known Bible teacher… that was stupid:
There are comments on youtube that suggest he meant people that spend hours / days on games like WoW, not video games in general. Do you think thats what he meant?
Are sweeping statements like this helpful from the pulpit?
- My Word! You’re a practical bunch aren’t you!
- Nicely accepting as well anyone can join in.
- Shame you lot accept any passing colds and other viruses as well…
- You’re honest. You accept your failings.
- If someone wants to bring their friend along… the chances are their friend is going to fit in easier with you than the Mac down the road…
- Teaching over style?
- You try and start on time, but it takes a while to get started.
- Remember that time everything was going really well, smoothly, in the flow, then it… all goes blue!
- Simple questions all the time. For Example “Are you sure you want to pray? Yes or No”
- When a service goes wrong, you need to stop, close all the church windows, then start the service again.
Is there anything we should have included?
Part 2 is due later this week…
You know its going to be a bad service when:
- You’re singing loudly, and out of tune… without realising your minister has changed the song lyrics.
- The baby you’ve been asked to hold, throws up…over your face.
- If I told you about The Giggle Loop… you’d be part of The Giggle Loop…
- The Prayer time starts… so does your coughing fit.
- You grab your bottle of Coke… open the bottle… swig… and it drops as you put it down. Its amazing how far a bottle of coke can spread over a floor.
- Two words. Nose Bleed.
- You’re sat dead in the middle of the congregation… and you need to fart…
- You miscalculate the amount of sweets you’re taking out your pocket… dropping them loudly on the floor.
- Its quiet. Its serious. People are crying. Your phone rings. Loudly.
- You stand up in front of the Church Service… and wonder if you really did your flies up earlier.
Any that we’ve missed out?
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness.
I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful,
and don’t forget to make some art — write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can.
And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself.
With Thanks to Neil Gaiman and Pete Greig
I’m sure that there are better names for a city wide Christian group…
What does cTax sound like to you?