7 Replies to “The Rules of This Church.”

  1. FAQs: Rule 7

    My child seems to be defective. Its mute functionality does not work. I’ve tried everything I can think of including resetting it and wiping its memory.

    Wait…It’s not a child and I’m in break of rule 8. My mistake.

  2. FAQs: Rule 3

    Sunday is my family’s day for cooked breakfast, including baked beans. As a result, I’ve always given consideration to the appropriateness of incense, but hadn’t thought of the noise. What’s the best way for me to address this?

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